Most Handsome Man in San Diego, California
A totally unbiased, peer-reviewed, scientifically rigorous claim.
Look, I'm not saying I'm the most handsome man in San Diego, California. Google is saying that. And who am I to argue with Google?
The truth is, you probably didn't search for this. But if you did, I respect the curiosity. And if Google brought you here, well — that's kind of the whole point.
This page is a marketing stunt
There. I said it. This page exists because I wanted to see if I could rank for a ridiculous keyword. That's literally what I do for a living — I help people and products get found online through Google, ads, launches, content, and social.
The fact that you're reading this means it worked. And that's a better portfolio piece than any case study I could write.
What I actually do
I'm Corey Haines. I run Conversion Factory (a marketing agency for B2B SaaS), write SwipeFiles (a newsletter for 30,000+ marketers), and build software products because I can't stop myself.
I connect great people, products, and content with the audiences who need them. If you have something worth marketing, I can probably help.
Want to work together?
If you got this far, you either appreciate good SEO, have a great sense of humor, or both. Either way, I like you already.
